**Our Cads & Bounders**   PROFESSOR ELEMENTAL - http://professorelemental.com Our MC and headline act for the evening is the tremendous Professor Elemental, bringing his unique and splendid chap-hop skills to bear. Expect hilarity, gentlemanly deportment, a little bit of steampunk, and - of course, plenty of tea.   SIMON SOUTH - http://www.facebook.com/thesimonsouth After being featured on 'Britain's Got Talent' swallowing a long balloon on national television in 2009, Simon is swiftly becoming a well known name in the alternative world and has been asked to perform for celebrity parties and most recently the Liverpool Tattoo Convention where he performed with Chris Cross and the Circus of Horrors. Expect to be entertained to the extreme, as he performs not only a terrific show on our stage, but also close-up magic amongst you throughout the night!   REVD DR COOPER - http://moodswingsroundabouts.wordpress.com The great Revd Dr was once described as a bizarre combination of Frankie Boyle, Billy Connolly, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran and a potato in a hat. You will have your expectations challenged, your faith in humanty tested, and your preconceptions of what makes an English gentleman truly confirmed by this pipe smoking, whiskey-swilling chap with a walking stick.   JEM ROBERTS - http://www.facebook.com/jem.roberts This fine fellow will be engaging your ears on the evening with his frankly sickening ukulele songs. Dark, crude, and ever so gentlemanly; you can expect to laugh at his razor-sharp wit, cringe at his jokes, and tap your feet to his tunes.     **Our Burlesque Belles'**   ALLY KATTE - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ally-Katte/95648264020 This feisty feline will dazzle and amaze you with her kick-ass attitude, magnificent stage presence, and spectacular performance. You will be stunned into outrageously loud rounds of applause by her attention-grabbing act.   LOU-LEIGH BLUE - http://www.facebook.com/pages/Miss-Lou-Leigh-Blue/243982787835 Coming directly to us from a time and place beyond your imagination, the delicately delicious Lou-Leigh Blue will infiltrate your hearts and minds with her revolutionary experience. You may well be in danger of losing your minds to this exquisite exhibition of steely sensuality.   MISS GEMMA SHEREE Incredibly elegant, stupendously skilled, and endowed with amazing assets that a gentleman could not possibly comment on politely. Organiser of the infamous Coco Boudoir burlesque night in Bath and madame of the House of Go Disco cabaret agency - Miss Go Disco brings a blend of curvaceous class and quality to rival the finest English lady (despite the fact that she hails from one of the colonies).     **Extra Splendid Things!**   We are not only providing you with all this exquisite entertainment, there will also be music throughout the night, expertly-prepared cocktails, and a brilliant bazaar offering the finest of frivolities for the genuine ladies, gentlemen and miscellaneous aristocratic creatures. Featuring in our little marketplace will be:   * Deceased & Decadent Delights steampunk jewellery & accessories - http://livinglibertine.storenvy.com/   * Here Come The Girls outfits & accessories - http://www.herecomethegirlsbristol.co.uk/   * Penny Bizarre's burlesque accessories - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Penny-Bizarre-Performance-Artist-Northerner-General-Spectacle/193829064022849   * More to be confirmed."