The story that was too epic for one album. Get the collectors pack with exclusive and limited merchandise. In each pack you get: The signed album on CD and a full 'story so far', a digital download, three collectors postcards with art by Pete Woods and Melissa Worthy, the full colour comic with the secret origin of the Nemesis and a a full rogues gallery of every character! Phew.
Ever fancied your own robot butler? Well, now's your chance. Wonky Jeremy can do everything you might expect from a robot butler. So long as what you expect is sitting very still and occasionally falling over. Suprisingly cuddly for a robot. Hand knitted by the brilliant Rachel Szoka.
How can something so terrifying be so very adorable! Straight from the cellar of Professor Elemental Manor, meet his new pal Mister Mould. Hand knitted by Rachel Szoka we have ten special Mister Moulds to get your hands on (but you might want to wash them afterwards)
The secret origin of Professor Elemental's greatest foe, told in full colour by Chris Mole, Owen Watts and Jamie Keys. The comic book includes a bonus story by comics book legend Mark Russell, a rogues gallery of foes and bonus pages on the creation of the comic. Essential reading before you listen to the album.
Soft, long and carefully knitted, these new scarves will keep you warm during the Winter months. Designed by the brilliant RudeLogic and inspired by the Muppets Christmas Carol, each scarf says 'Everything Stops For Tea' on one side and 'Professor Elemental' on the other. Just the thing to keep you cosy through the rest of Winter.
The perfect Summer accessory, images of my handsome face and ridiculous ape that you can tattoo onto your body. Girls will fancy you! Boys will admire you! Everyone else will praise you for your excellent taste!*
(*May not be entirely accurate, but there's only one way to find out)
There can be no finer tea towel on God's green earth. Designed exclusively by artist Ben McCaffrey (cover artist of the Amazing Friends album) . This full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.
A perfect balance of colour and flavour, combined together to tantalise the tastebuds and enliven the mind! 40 foil wrapped, fresh tea bags produced especially for the Professor by Mad Hatter tea. Each package comes with superb exclusive artwork by Verity Glass.
A seaside holiday turns to maelstrom of insanity… A terror that stalks the London night… A manor house full of twisted secrets…
Nine terrifying tales that will tickle your ribs… and then shred your nerves. Professor Elementals’ Tales of Wrong is a horror anthology like no other. Mixing a heady brew of suspense, comedy and pure, unadulterated terror- the Professor invites you to stay a while in his world of murderous grandmothers, dark deeds and delicious swan dinners.
Pull up a chair, let the ape butler pour you a horse brandy, but be careful not to stay too late… You might never leave.
Illustrated throughout by acclaimed artist, Kim Parkhurst.
Praise for Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown’s ‘Letter’s Between Gentlemen’:
‘Simply wonderful’ - Warren Ellis (author, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer)
‘A remarkable visionary’ - theelequentpage.co.uk
‘Like tumbling down a rabbit hole into deliciously bizarre world’ - Emma Newman (author, the Split worlds series)
‘Emminently rereadable’ - The steampunk journal
Tucked snugly between these pages is a life like no other. A one hundred percent accurate ghost written autobiography of a fictional man (based on real life events). Written by Scott Finlay, with additional notes by the Professor himself and illustrated throughout by Cliff Cumber- strap in for stories of thrilling adventure and hilarious mishaps. Flying by eagle from the comfort of Elemental manor to the rough and tumble of public school life and onwards to the jungles of Africa, London Zoo and several huge explosions. You have never read a book like this before! (Probably with very good reason). Find out the answers to the questions that have bothered fans for years: How did he meet his orangutan butler, Geoffrey? How does a Professor end up as a full time Hip Hop emcee? Just how many jobs has he been fired from? And just what is he a Professor of anyway? Learn the answers to all of these questions and so much less, in this beautifully illustrated, lovingly constructed, entirely true and completely fictional story.
A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).
Written by Chris Mole (with additional help from Professor Elemental)- art by some of the finest underground artists in the industry, topped off with a cover by Charlie Adlard- what more could you ask for, In this issue, we begin two part stories featuring Locomotive, the Scarlet Woman and of course, the Prof himself! All this for a mere £5.