We all know 'there's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird', so why not share that message with the world? This brand new cotton t-shirt, comes with high quality screen print and my handsome face. How nice. Four sizes (be warned the XL is pretty larger) and should be washed at 60c or under.
A seaside holiday turns to maelstrom of insanity… A terror that stalks the London night… A manor house full of twisted secrets…
Nine terrifying tales that will tickle your ribs… and then shred your nerves. Professor Elementals’ Tales of Wrong is a horror anthology like no other. Mixing a heady brew of suspense, comedy and pure, unadulterated terror- the Professor invites you to stay a while in his world of murderous grandmothers, dark deeds and delicious swan dinners.
Pull up a chair, let the ape butler pour you a horse brandy, but be careful not to stay too late… You might never leave.
Illustrated throughout by acclaimed artist, Kim Parkhurst.
Praise for Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown’s ‘Letter’s Between Gentlemen’:
‘Simply wonderful’ - Warren Ellis (author, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer)
‘A remarkable visionary’ - theelequentpage.co.uk
‘Like tumbling down a rabbit hole into deliciously bizarre world’ - Emma Newman (author, the Split worlds series)
‘Emminently rereadable’ - The steampunk journal
There can be no finer tea towel on God's green earth. Designed exclusively by artist Ben McCaffrey (cover artist of the Amazing Friends album) . This full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.
Michael Boyton pen's this brand new adventure featuring everyone's favourite orangutan butler as he hurtles through time and space! Chased by Cornelius Caruthers of the international ChronoForce, side tracked by sinister forces and at the mercy of the Professor's time travel trousers, this is an adventure like no other. Featuring a brand new cover by Ben McCaffrey and an introduction by Professor Elemental, this new novella packs a serious punch and some excellent legwear.
The brand new Professor Logo by Rob Stephens immortalised in this 8cm patch. Each patch is premium square screen printed with an overlocked edge and heat seal backer. And they bring a touch of class to any garment, adventuring rucksack or evening dress.
A perfect balance of colour and flavour, combined together to tantalise the tastebuds and enliven the mind! 40 foil wrapped, fresh tea bags produced especially for the Professor by Mad Hatter tea. Each package comes with superb exclusive artwork by Verity Glass.
A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).
Written by Chris Mole (with additional help from Professor Elemental)- art by some of the finest underground artists in the industry, topped off with a cover by Charlie Adlard- what more could you ask for, In this issue, we begin two part stories featuring Locomotive, the Scarlet Woman and of course, the Prof himself! All this for a mere £5.