Tucked snugly between these pages is a life like no other. A one hundred percent accurate ghost written autobiography of a fictional man (based on real life events). Written by Scott Finlay, with additional notes by the Professor himself and illustrated throughout by Cliff Cumber- strap in for stories of thrilling adventure and hilarious mishaps. Flying by eagle from the comfort of Elemental manor to the rough and tumble of public school life and onwards to the jungles of Africa, London Zoo and several huge explosions. You have never read a book like this before! (Probably with very good reason). Find out the answers to the questions that have bothered fans for years: How did he meet his orangutan butler, Geoffrey? How does a Professor end up as a full time Hip Hop emcee? Just how many jobs has he been fired from? And just what is he a Professor of anyway? Learn the answers to all of these questions and so much less, in this beautifully illustrated, lovingly constructed, entirely true and completely fictional story.
