Let the world know that there's always time for fun with the new t-shirt designed by Rude Logic! The School of Whimsy crest is given a muppet style twist, featuring me and baby Geoffrey, screen printed on a high qulity black t-shirt. Lovely!
Surely the greatest gift a person could ask for- the gift of time travel! With this beautiful timepiece (with a logo by Rob Stephens and design by David McNoir) you can measure time itself and travel through it at will (at the same speed as everyone else). Each battery powered watch comes with it's own chain, a beautiful gift box and a battery to ensure you can begin your adventure straight away!
This very limited edition of the Professor Elemental hip flask shines in bright rainbow colours and comes in a beautiful presentation box. Designed by Crafty mcNoir and featuring the Professor logo by Rob Stephens, this is the ideal drinking companion for this winter.
With brand new art by the with quintessential Professor artist Mr Jamie Keys, this full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.
As the nights draw in and the world get's darker, it might be time for something a little stronger than tea. So why not enjoy your favourite tipple from the new Professor Elemental Hip Flask? Beautifully crafted by Dave Mc Noir, each flask comes with it's own little funnel and beautiful gift box, so it's a lovely thing to buy the booze enthusiast in your life. This is probably the classiest merch I've ever sold, so that's nice.
A perfect balance of colour and flavour, combined together to tantalise the tastebuds and enliven the mind! 40 foil wrapped, fresh tea bags produced especially for the Professor by Mad Hatter tea. Each package comes with superb exclusive artwork by Verity Glass.
Want to ward off evil spirits? Scare small children and animals? Distress a friend or bother a dislikable relative? Then you need A STICKER OF MY FACE. Designed by Rob Stephens, this sticker of my face is quite big. Not as big as my actual face, but big enough to make you think 'yes, that seems like a reasonably sized sticker of the prof's face'.
Behold, the classiest way to keep your beverage safe: These new slate coasters are imprinted with the Professor Logo, The Safe Tea First emblem or the School Of Whimsy emblem. They are very limited edition, so grab one now while you can :)
What could be nicer than a sitcker of my actual face? Why a sticker and two delightful little badges as well. Illustrated by Rob Stephens and Emma Thomas, they are, frankly, adorable As is the sticker of my face. But that should really go without saying.
Professor Elemental: Misunderstood and benevolent genius, evil killer, or slightly deluded idiot? Private investigator Algernon Spoon really isn’t sure, but as the bodies mount up, it looks like someone is bent on slaughter. But who? And why? And is there going to be Battenberg? Written by Professor Elemental and Nimue Brown, illustrated throughout by Tom Brown.
15 Years. 274 pages. 50 Artists. 1 Beautiful hardcover book. The Art of Professor Elemental is finally here. Every single comic written by Christopher Mole. Every piece of artwork from the albums and merchandise. New writing and never before seen art from the likes of Charlie Adlard. Jamie Keys, Pete Woods, V V Glass and many many more. This is the ultimate whimsy. The perfect present for the professor fan in your life. This is The Art of Professor Elemental.
APEQUEST THE GAME IS HERE! A board game for all Professors- it's time for YOU to don the time travel trousers and head through time and space to find Geoffrey. It's a simple, fun, silly and very playable game that comes in a large box filled with the cards and dashboard to get your mission started.
As if that wasn't enough- when you buy the Apequest game, you will receive an exclusive download of the ApeQuest 2 album. Available exclusively witht he game- you can finally hear the conclusion to the story of Geoffrey the orangutan butler. With 9 new songs produced by Tom Caruana and featuring guest stars from the world of Steampunk and Hip Hop.
What are you waiting for? These orangutans won't save themselves!
A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).
Remastered especially for vinyl: The finest songs from the acclaime Nemesis album and the delicious instrumentals by super producer Tom Caruana. Guest appearances by Nick Maxwell, Dr Syntax, Ella Jean, Dillon Felman and many more. Cover by comic book legend Pete Woods. This is the very best adventure you can go on without leaving your living room.
Each vinyl comes with a full download of the nemesis album.
'A delight from start to finish' - setthetape.com 'a shocker of a suprise ending' - steampunkexplorer.com 'a breath of fresh air in serious scene' - certified banger.com
