The "Stuff and Nonsense" cover features a woman in a long coat and hat on which aviator goggles rest. She carries an armful of interesting items, including a messenger bag, statue, and coiled map. Professor Elemental, a man with a long face wearing khaki adventuring gear and a scowl, peers out at her from around a corner.Stuff and Nonsense is a game of low adventure, featuring a cadre of would-be explorers who never actually leave home. You’ll wander the outskirts of London, collecting evidence of your imaginary journey, then return to the Adventurer’s Club to spin your web of lies. But beware of Professor Elemental; he was the first one to think of this, and he’s not at all impressed!

Players: 2-6 // Age: 12+ // Time: 40 minutes

Professor Elemental: Misunderstood and benevolent genius, evil killer, or slightly deluded idiot? Private investigator Algernon Spoon really isn’t sure, but as the bodies mount up, it looks like someone is bent on slaughter. But who? And why? And is there going to be Battenberg? Written by Professor Elemental and Nimue Brown, illustrated throughout by Tom Brown. A perfect holiday read

The perfect Summer accessory, images of my handsome face and ridiculous ape that you can tattoo onto your body. Girls will fancy you! Boys will admire you! Everyone else will praise you for your excellent taste!*

(*May not be entirely accurate, but there's only one way to find out)

We all know 'there's no such thing as normal, everybody's weird', so why not share that message with the world? This brand new cotton t-shirt, comes with high quality screen print and my handsome face. How nice. Three sizes (we're currently out of XL, but Large is pretty, well, Large) and should be washed at 60c or under.

All six glorious comics in one exciting package! Be the envy of your pals!

This beautiful ceramic Mug, inspired by the wonderful Muppet Show titles is covered in a lovely message by artists Rude Logic and carries an important message and your next hot cuppa! Hooray!

Is there any finer present than a nice cup of tea? No there isn't. So why not save money buy buying this discounted tea set. With each order you get a mug, packet of Elemental's English Breakfast tea and a beautiful tea towel with my handsome face on it. With art from Rude Logic, VV Glass and Ben McCaffrey. Delicious tea in a splendid, limited edition mug and something nice to dry it up with afterwards? Perfect.

Tucked snugly between these pages is a life like no other. A one hundred percent accurate ghost written autobiography of a fictional man (based on real life events). Written by Scott Finlay, with additional notes by the Professor himself and illustrated throughout by Cliff Cumber- strap in for stories of thrilling adventure and hilarious mishaps. Flying by eagle from the comfort of Elemental manor to the rough and tumble of public school life and onwards to the jungles of Africa, London Zoo and several huge explosions. You have never read a book like this before! (Probably with very good reason). Find out the answers to the questions that have bothered fans for years: How did he meet his orangutan butler, Geoffrey? How does a Professor end up as a full time Hip Hop emcee? Just how many jobs has he been fired from? And just what is he a Professor of anyway? Learn the answers to all of these questions and so much less, in this beautifully illustrated, lovingly constructed, entirely true and completely fictional story.

There can be no finer tea towel on God's green earth. Designed exclusively by artist Ben McCaffrey (cover artist of the Amazing Friends album) . This full sized cotton tea towel will delight guests to your kitchen, scare off night time intruders and dry your mugs ready for your next cuppa.

A perfect balance of colour and flavour, combined together to tantalise the tastebuds and enliven the mind! 40 foil wrapped, fresh tea bags produced especially for the Professor by Mad Hatter tea. Each package comes with superb exclusive artwork by Verity Glass.

A seaside holiday turns to maelstrom of insanity… A terror that stalks the London night… A manor house full of twisted secrets…

Nine terrifying tales that will tickle your ribs… and then shred your nerves. Professor Elementals’ Tales of Wrong is a horror anthology like no other. Mixing a heady brew of suspense, comedy and pure, unadulterated terror- the Professor invites you to stay a while in his world of murderous grandmothers, dark deeds and delicious swan dinners.

Pull up a chair, let the ape butler pour you a horse brandy, but be careful not to stay too late… You might never leave.

Illustrated throughout by acclaimed artist, Kim Parkhurst.

Praise for Professor Elemental & Nimue Brown’s ‘Letter’s Between Gentlemen’:

‘Simply wonderful’ - Warren Ellis (author, Transmetropolitan, Hellblazer)

‘A remarkable visionary’ - theelequentpage.co.uk

‘Like tumbling down a rabbit hole into deliciously bizarre world’ - Emma Newman (author, the Split worlds series)

‘Emminently rereadable’ - The steampunk journal

The brand new Professor Logo by Rob Stephens immortalised in this 8cm patch. Each patch is premium square screen printed with an overlocked edge and heat seal backer. And they bring a touch of class to any garment, adventuring rucksack or evening dress.

A brand new way to experience Apequest! This is the full length comic book adaption, all in colour and including bonus sketches, script pages and more. Written by Chris Mole (Futurequake, Prof Elemental comics) and illustrated by Bob Molesworth (Star Wars, Ninja Turtles) all wrapped up in a wonderful cover by Charlie Adlard (Walking Dead, Astronauts In Trouble).

The stunning third issue is finally out. Fantastic stories by some of comicdom's finest including a story written by the Prof himself and an incredible wraparound cover by Brian Kesinger!

Written by Chris Mole (with additional help from Professor Elemental)- art by some of the finest underground artists in the industry, topped off with a cover by Charlie Adlard- what more could you ask for, In this issue, we begin two part stories featuring Locomotive, the Scarlet Woman and of course, the Prof himself! All this for a mere £5.